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Premium unlicensed transport for swim boys, gear bags, and whoever's mom didn't text back in time. Shay drives. Shay waits. Shay does not complain.
Choose Your Ride
Three tiers of service. All driven by the same tired, wonderful woman.
Swim Team Express
For the whole squad, chlorine included at no extra charge
- ✓Pre-loaded trunk towels
- ✓Ambient chlorine scent (free upgrade)
- ✓Auto damp-seat covers
- ✓Fits an alarming number of duffel bags
Fare
1 iced coffee
Mama Bear SUV
Maximum cargo capacity, minimum patience for excuses
- ✓Trunk space for gear, snacks & spare goggles
- ✓Heavy-duty snack reserves
- ✓Sports drink dispenser (glovebox)
- ✓Will circle back for forgotten cleats, once
Fare
1 heartfelt thank-you
The Softie Special
Looks intimidating. Is not intimidating.
- ✓Free unsolicited life advice
- ✓Unconditional support, no cap on rides
- ✓Aux cord privileges (supervised)
- ✓Driver will absolutely wait for you
Fare
Priceless (but tips in hugs accepted)
247
Swim boys transported to date
1,900+
Miles logged (mostly the same 4-mile loop)
38
Lost goggles recovered from the console
∞
Times asked "are we there yet"
Request a Ride
This form is 100% decorative. Text her like a normal human being.
Rider Reviews
100% five-star. We do not know how to leave fewer.
"She waited 20 minutes because I forgot my goggles AGAIN and didn't even say anything. 5 stars."
Jaxon, Age 14
"More reliable than our actual team bus. Also better snacks. I have concerns about our budget priorities."
Coach Denny
"I dropped my kid off once in 2022 and she still picks him up. I don't know how to stop this and honestly I don't want to."
Tyler's Mom
"Aux cord privileges are real but she vetoes anything 'too loud for a Tuesday.' Still 5 stars, the woman has taste."
Marcus, Age 16
"I have been left in this car since March. She has never once complained. Legendary status."
A Very Damp Backpack
"My friend said his mom would pick me up too and it was her and she just said 'get in.' Never got her name. 10/10."
Random Kid She's Never Met
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this a real, licensed transportation service?+
Absolutely not. Please do not attempt to hail Shay in public, at a pool, or in a parking lot, no matter how tempting.
Can I actually book a ride on this site?+
No. This form is decorative, much like the participation trophies in her trunk. Text her like a normal person.
What if I don't have iced coffee to pay the fare?+
A sincere thank-you and getting in the car when she says "NOW" is also accepted currency.
Does she really do this for everyone's kids, not just her own?+
Yes. It is, frankly, a problem. A wonderful, chlorine-scented problem.